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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 minutes ago

6 years 😲That's some seriously good lotion!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

It puts the lotion on the hand or it gets the hose again

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Instructions unclear, slathered hose with lotion.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Same with exercise. Doing 10 push-ups is easy. I'll do it every day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's better to do 3,000 push-ups today and hope it happens again sometime in the next year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's why instead of walking every day I went for a 32 mile marathon on Sunday

[–] idiomaddict 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Oh man, I’ve got my nighttime routine down pat. I eat a couple pieces of fruit, floss, smoke a j with my husband, brush my teeth, wash my face, turn the heat off, and then put on face lotion, lip balm, foot lotion, and hand lotion before getting into bed. Every single night.

Do I ever remember to eat breakfast, wash my face, and brush my teeth in the morning? Maybe once a month.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

You should a be careful with eating acidic fruit before cleaning teeth because the acid can slightly soften the teeth and make them vulnerable to damage through

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Even things I do regularly im only sorta, kinda, able to keep it going. I have some supplements I take twice a day and that sometimes happens but I almost take them at least once a day. I highly encourage shooting high to get closer to a minimal level of compliance. Oh and this only really works for really easy things.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I have all of my medicine bottles in a bright red makeup bag. I would be hopeless otherwise. Makeup bags are nice because they are very wide and deep. The growing pile of pill bottles fit nicely. I am talking about the more boxy shaped ones without anything inside them. Mine is around 8cm wide, 13cm high, and 20cm long. Really rough measurements.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I got the pill sorter things where I can prepare it every week. But since I average once a day I fille every other weekish.

[–] Dragod 1 points 24 minutes ago

I have a daily pill sorter and a daily reminder on my phone. I often see the reminder and forget about it 13 seconds later, so having them already dispensed makes it easy for me to see the reminder and just go do it. It helps that if I don't take my medicine then I know I'll feel sick, so if I ever make it to the afternoon without taking my meds it sort of makes me panic so that I go do it right away. It's good I WFH, otherwise I'd never remember to take my meds before leaving for the day.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Those are horrible because they don't help much and really highlight my failures. I even taped a baggie with my pill box inside onto a shelf in a convenient place to jog my memory.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One trick is to tag it on to the end of an existing routine you do reglarly, ~~like brushing your teeth~~ like after taking your shoes off after coming back from outdoors (that's when I brush my teeth for ex.)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Try this.

Put your toothbrush, tooth paste, floss, and the moisturizer in one box. If you go to brush your teeth you'll also see the moisturizer.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Oh you want me to NEVER brush my teeth instead of every 1-2 days.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No but seriously, this is an issue. I usually at least use the toilet (because obvious bodily signal) before going to bed which, due to the layout of the bathroom, means I have no choice but to look at the spot where my toothbrush is. I also do have the decency to remember to wash my hands which means even more time spent looking in that direction. I STILL manage to not see the toothbrush and forget to brush. Anything not moving and/or yelling merges with the background noise. *confused T-rex noises*

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Boxes defeat me. It must be in a constantly visible clump.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is not adhd. Wait, is this adhd?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not being able to maintain a task is one of the most standard symptoms of adhd

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

All the quirks turn out to be symptoms after all.