Immediately came to mind

My wife and all my kids are deathly afraid of spiders. I put them all outside and I'm happy that's the example I'm setting.

Spider bro, spider bro, keeping that fly population low.

I have severe arachnophobia, i can't kill spiders i am too afraid of them. But my cat is a ruthless killer and never fails to make them dissappear.

I like spiders until they bite me when I sleep. Then peace is over.

I saw a couple recluse spiders in my apartment several months ago and maybe I’m an idiot, but I left them alone. They were truly more scared of me than I was of them. They don’t want to bother me and only will if I threaten them. So I left them alone and they just chilled in their “recluse” hiding spots.

My cat says

👀🍽😼

(eats it then spits it out, then try to eat it again, repeat until dead)

Sorry spiders, I'm team Cat.

CHANCLA!! https://invidious.perennialte.ch/watch?v=QBAyqHsRIss

perhaps if they wanted to live inside my house they should have considered not going out of their way to make my instincts scream for death?

Do what orb weavers do: set up a web and stay there, and if you have to move do so slowly.
Respect me and i'll respect you, run at me with your too many legs and i will send you back to god for adjustments.

Asian Lady beetles on the other hand...

Well there is no absolute morality and spiders are scary so...

...outside. They deserve to live outside. I unapologetically squish insects and arachnids alike inside my home.