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[–] [email protected] 1 points 37 minutes ago

The shire was founded under the rule of the king of arnor, as a semi independent shire. So aragorn was technically king of the shire.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Every time I see this meme, I'm reminded of this, which basically argues that the shire is just a specific type of feudal system, that looks like a place of rulerless plenty because the main characters are mostly that systems informal equivalent of nobility.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Full disclosure: I have not read your link yet, but I intend to.

How can a gardener be nobility? Frodo, definitely could see. But then there are the Tooks and Brandybucks going out and stealing produce and foraging for mushrooms? Not exactly nobility activities.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 minutes ago

But then there are the Tooks and Brandybucks going out and stealing produce and foraging for mushrooms? Not exactly nobility activities.

Another way of looking at it is that they don't have to work and is using their past time doing crime just for kicks. That kind of dickishness sounds very much like that of the spawn of nobles.

[–] AEsheron 2 points 1 hour ago

Remember, they are still pretty much children in Hobbit society. Both the Tooks and Brandeybucks hold fair bits of land, it's just their wild kids running around giving the farmers trouble. And of course there's never any real consequences for them beyond a slap on the wrist.

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 35 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Look Tolkein liked monarchy, what can you do about it. The Shire is still an anarchist commune, when it's not on fire

[–] [email protected] 31 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not sure it really fits the bill there. It had a largely-ceremonial hereditary monarchy (which Pippin inherits from his dad about 15 years after the ring was destroyed) which can call assemblies to discuss matters, an elected mayor (which Sam served as several times over after the ring), and law enforcement in the form of the shiriffs. Tolkien does describe it as "hardly any" government, yes, but to me it seems perhaps unsurprisingly more like a miniaturised version of the British system

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

I mean, medieval communities were often somewhat self-managed due to the simple fact that judicial courts were far away, and the local bailiff had to enact the laws. Every-day law was mostly on a by-case basis, and if they didn't notice or care, there was no law.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They have a healthy system of vegetable competitions and scowls to keep the order.

That’s all most neighbourhoods and small groups need.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Only because they were a client state of Arnor and their militant successors, the Rangers of Dunedain! Who keep all the "riffraff out."

The Shire is a redlined suburb, wake up sheeple.

[–] MeatPilot 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Did hobbits support the death penalty?

[–] False 8 points 13 hours ago

They killed wormtongue so I'm going to go with yes

[–] rtxn 23 points 14 hours ago (3 children)

Denethor was a Mordor asset. He had to be removed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Honestly, that makes them even more of a CIA analog; removing one autocrat in favour of another, who is more aligned with their interests.

[–] chaogomu 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

The only thing that makes them not a CIA analog, the plan actually worked and no one was secretly dosed with LSD.

[–] Glytch 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

We don't know what's in lembas bread

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Meth.

It's meth bread.

Gives a man the energy to march and fight all day with a single bite?

Please.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

hobbits not feeling any of it after eating a bunch of it?

Total meth heads with tolerance

[–] [email protected] 9 points 14 hours ago

that's what they want you to believe.

[–] Brunbrun6766 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Hey the man removed himself

[–] rtxn 4 points 12 hours ago

Let's keep the people believing that, good citizen!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Gondor had like 30 Kings before that ...

[–] AEsheron 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I don't think that's true, is it? I think Gondor had a small handful of kings before the line was broken and had a long string of stewards. Didn't Isildur sail from Numenor and establish Gondor himself? So, one single king, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 42 minutes ago

No, isildurs nephew led the line of kings in gondor for two thousand years before the plague and civil war weakened gondor and it ended when the witch king nazgul killed the last king of gondor.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

So did France but they figured out how to break the cycle (eventually)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 14 hours ago

Gondor has no ~~pants~~ king, Gondor needs no king.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

lol, the secret lives of Hobbitses. GOLLUM WAS RIGHT

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

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