That is one surprised looking burrito.
Superbowl
For owls that are superb.
US Wild Animal Rescue Database: Animal Help Now
International Wildlife Rescues: RescueShelter.com
Australia Rescue Help: WIRES
Germany-Austria-Switzerland-Italy Wild Bird Rescue: wildvogelhilfe.org
If you find an injured owl:
Note your exact location so the owl can be released back where it came from. Contact a licensed wildlife rehabilitation specialist to get correct advice and immediate assistance.
Minimize stress for the owl. If you can catch it, toss a towel or sweater over it and get it in a cardboard box or pet carrier. It should have room to be comfortable but not so much it can panic and injure itself. If you can’t catch it, keep people and animals away until help can come.
Do not give food or water! If you feed them the wrong thing or give them water improperly, you can accidentally kill them. It can also cause problems if they require anesthesia once help arrives, complicating procedures and costing valuable time.
If it is a baby owl, and it looks safe and uninjured, leave it be. Time on the ground is part of their growing up. They can fly to some extent and climb trees. If animals or people are nearby, put it up on a branch so it’s safe. If it’s injured, follow the above advice.
For more detailed help, see the OwlPages Rescue page.
"This is not my wonderful burrow, you're not my beautiful family!"
Letting the days go by, letting this towel hold me down
Letting the days go by, on this towel on the ground
Into the ‘rito, after the towel comes out
Blackjack and hooters?
But can owls play Blackjack? We need to study that question first.
This is the way
Much better to post owlritos here. Based on Reddit's new plans that sub will be mainly towel ads in a month.
Yes, please some else start posting. I only have so much original owl content left. I haven't been able to travel this year to take new pics. One if you had had to have seen an owl somewhere!
Let's just shamelessly rip off all their new content & enjoy it over here. Fuck them, right?? I'm not being sarcastic; we just rip their shit & make it our own.
Half of reddit is reposts from Twitter or Tiktok anyway ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
All social media have a few original content and rest all flow from one SM to another.
Not sure why I need this today, but yes. Full support for owl burritos.
This is the kind of thing that would gain traction on Mastodon with a hashtag.
I've never loved anything more than I love that particular bird.