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[–] [email protected] 88 points 6 days ago (3 children)

That person doesn’t look like they intended this picture to circulate on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What did they intend for this picture, I wondee?

[–] M137 9 points 6 days ago

Wondee!

I feel they didn't intend the picture at all, they found themselves in that situation and their SO, roommate or whatever took it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The picture was shared by the person in the picture

I was concerned about that too at first

https://lemm.ee/comment/18622489

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

How can you guys tell? It seems like exactly the kind of thing you'd stage for your gross-out memes insta.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Sadly it’s usually a shit in the shower situation.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with the ol’ waffle stomp.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Stomp the poo through the shower grates, unless this was rhetorical.

Typo

[–] AreaKode 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

Ah yes, the delightful moment when you hear about this one for the first time. Truly beautiful to witness.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

I'm pretty sure the Internet is joking about it.

Pretty sure.

[–] Thcdenton 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I'm glad i got to be here when you learned about this

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Said management.

[–] hypna 35 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You guys are only working on one project at a time?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

I'm working on one project at a time.

But what needs to get done right now is a different story.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

High priority is a key piece of information here.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 days ago (2 children)

How does one use toilet paper in this 'state'?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

Just hop back to the shower.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

try { useToiletPaper(); }catch(Exception $e){ cussWords($e); rinseHands(); dryHands(); useToiletPaper(); }

Although,

$Shower = new $Shower(); $Shower->washAnus();

may be an acceptable alternative under some circumstances.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I really like that font what is it?

[–] M137 3 points 6 days ago

Save the picture, crop it to the text only and upload it here: https://www.myfonts.com/pages/whatthefont

[–] JATtho 3 points 6 days ago

what the actual fuck. 🤮

[–] [email protected] -2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

~~This picture looks like it was taken without permission~~

~~OP please delete the post and report the post where you sourced the image from~~

EDIT:

Found the likely source and it appears to he shared by the person themself

https://m.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1165835421566230&vanity=100044193501452

[–] cm0002 5 points 6 days ago

LMAO dude you need to keep up with your memes

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

That's not the source of the image, this post on reddit from cm0002s screenshot is older so it's been circulating since before that, so probably not the person in the photo, but hard to tell with all the soap foam 😅