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Andrew Tate 'not welcome' in Florida, Ron DeSantis says (www.newsweek.com)

submitted 18 hours ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 18 hours ago

Good to see Romania is deporting criminal immigrants

[–] Thatuserguy 25 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well, a broken clock is right twice a day

[–] Lost_My_Mind 16 points 17 hours ago (2 children)

Mine just says 88:88.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 17 hours ago

Florida's clock keeps blinking 14:88 for some reason...

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[–] Thteven 8 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

If I had to pick a state to send this asshole to...

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago

But your bestie Joel Greenberg is, Ron?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 17 hours ago

You gotta be real fucked up for Florida to reject you

[–] lordnikon 11 points 18 hours ago

I think they are at capacity for rapists with Trump and Gaetz already there.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I'm not American, so I don't know: can one state actually bar an American citizen from being in it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

No, they cannot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

They could extradite him if he has warrants and they’re willing; but that’s about the only time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 17 hours ago

Thanks for clarifying that.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Sorry, bud, Florida says you're too rapey even for them

On an unrelated note, does anyone else think that Tristan looks like Romanian Ryan Reynolds?

[–] NoSpotOfGround 2 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

They're not Romanian, they're US-British. They just moved to Romania because they thought police are less likely to investigate sexual assault cases there.

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