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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You should not use glass. Use bowl instead

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Soup spoon as a straw library

[–] AdamEatsAss 9 points 1 year ago

*post closed duplicate

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

"Why are you trying to measure the contents of the glass?"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

[Question marked as duplicate]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

You shouldn’t use a glass but a hose instead.

[–] Restaldt 4 points 1 year ago

The glass is proprietary and 3rd party

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The glass is at half capacity.

Additional liquid may reduce block allocation effectiveness.

[–] marcos 1 points 1 year ago

That's because you insist on placing the liquid in contiguous spaces. Ditch that rule and you can get to near 90% capacity before you get a block allocation problem.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Glass is the complete wrong way to hold water. The standard practice is to use the colander as it allows the water out and to the users. You should never use glass as it restricts waters flow to one method.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The glass is off topic

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The glass is bloat and could be half the size

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

glass_modules is eating up all my space!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Marked as duplicate. Someone asked this before with a bottle of wine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

The glass is a stupid question

[–] T156 1 points 1 year ago

You should use JQuery to hold your water.