this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 days ago

Assifier was right there.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

It's a stinky binky

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

What kind of Nazi sympathist uses Twitter in 2024?

[–] j4k3 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"that's a big-ass binky..." whutt

[–] edgemaster72 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

big-ass binky or big ass-binky?

[–] Lemminary 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Which one do you think 😏

[–] Iheartcheese 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

First first the one then t'other

[–] Lemminary 1 points 1 day ago

It was a trick question, and you got it right!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Excuse me, but isn't ass bikini part of a bikini? I mean they do have part for ass, no?

[–] SkyezOpen 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Binkies, not bikinis. Also called a pacifier.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Man, I really need to get some sleep 🫠

[–] timewarp 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] timewarp 2 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Have you experienced this yourself?

[–] Lemminary 4 points 2 days ago

No, but it's a big topic in medicine. And by that I mean the patients don't stop landing in the ER because they didn't use a flared base.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Exactly what the other reply said. Yes, the ass can suck. It's one of the reasons anal sex is so great for tops, it's like fucking while getting a blowjob. But more importantly, it will suck stuff in if you're not careful. I nearly had to go to the ER at 14 years old because I was experimenting. Thank God I didn't have to explain all that to my family.