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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago
[–] laserm 1 points 1 day ago

The optimist chemiat us not gonna have a fun time

[–] Sir_Premiumhengst 10 points 2 days ago

Chemist: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN UNLABELED GLASS?!!

[–] Spes 17 points 3 days ago (4 children)

Pessimists drink sulfuric acid?

[–] toynbee 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Little Johnny was a ~~scientist~~ pessimist

Little Johnny is no more

For what he thought was H2O

Was H2SO4

edit: I love markdown, but I hate how it handles line breaks.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Add 2 spaces at the end of your line then enter to the line below for a normal next line
Like this
Proof, y'all

[–] toynbee 4 points 3 days ago

Much appreciated!

[–] edgemaster72 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You can also just put a \ at the end of a line
Then continue on below
But I think I like your method better tbh

[–] toynbee 2 points 3 days ago

I wondered whether escaping would work, but not enough to test it.

I actually like the escaping method better because

  • My time spent with git has resulted in me seeing lots of editors argue about whether whitespace at the end of a line is acceptable, but I prefer to do without
  • I post almost exclusively from my mobile device, so two spaces create a full stop where I don't want one
  • I'm accustomed to escaping newlines from my shell scripting experience, so it looks right to me
  • It reminds me of xkcd, which I have frequently enjoyed

Regardless of which method any of us use, thank you for the information!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

The opposite. They're more likely to think that the drink of unknown provenance that they find in front of them might be sulphuric acid, and so they avoid drinking it, even if it was actually a perfectly safe beverage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

And who can blame them with how the world's going?

[–] themaninblack 1 points 3 days ago

I’d have said carbonic acid

[–] hOrni 7 points 3 days ago

Realist: "Guys, I think this is piss".

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Cash Strapped, Alcoholic, Indebted Lab Monkey:

N2, O2, etc.


C3-H8-O

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who the hell drinks propanol?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Spend 8 to 10 hours a day for 4 to 6 days a week doing nothing but titrations, earning maybe $20 an hour, with no realistic opportunities for career advancement, for which you had to qualify by getting a 4 year degree and going 60k into debt, and you may consider it.

Not something I've done, but I've known a fair bit of Chem and OChem majors.

[–] sumguyonline 4 points 3 days ago

ONE TEQUILA! TWO TEQUILA! THREE TEQUILA! FLOOR!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ethanol is such a simple fromula. I really think this one missed an opportunity.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

As did you as now I had to search it up myself.

CH~3~ CH~2~ OH

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

sorry. I think another commentor had a good idea with pee. Thats a complex mixture but I think using urea CO(NH2)2 would have been a good substitute. likely most folks whould have to look it up but I think it would be worth it.