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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German went to see a show... (lemm.ee)

submitted 5 days ago by [email protected] to c/dadjokes

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The four of them went to see a man on stage. The problem is, the stage was a bit high, so they might have trouble seeing him. As the man went on stage, he said, "Can you see me?" They all replied:

"Yes."

"Oui."

"Sí."

"Ja."

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[–] Rhynoplaz 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm already practicing this one so I can disappoint my wife!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I'm sure she already is ❤️

[–] Rhynoplaz 8 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

👉😉👉 H1Jack knows what's up.

[–] BeatTakeshi 4 points 5 days ago

Badge of honor 🫡

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago

This one went over just as I hoped. Haha.

[–] ace_garp 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

From ICQ to ICU.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

RIP ICQ 🪦🖤

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Yeah... I got a disappointed look... 😂 thank you, excellent