My camera has a cover πππ I hope you like your screens pitch black because itβs the only thing you will see
this post was submitted on 13 Feb 2025
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Join the NSA and get paid for it
Don't try this in an elementary school virtual classroom, or you have a chance of going straight to jail
What app is this?!
This is the new version of Microsoft Tesms
I'd honeytrap this with a software camera that just plays filth and shock sites on a loop :)
The goal with software like windows is to eventualy take away all control. If you can run unaproved software, you can't even join the teams call. Then you will see stuff like this.
I own a small USB stick that acts as a camera. But in reality itβs just a HDMI input on the other end. Now beat that with software
Just wait until webcams start cryptographically signing image frames to ensure their authenticity.
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The real goal is to then charge the user $2.99 to block their camera from being turned on.
tbh I'd be more likely to want to turn it off
Youβd get a pious, stating that someone paid 1.99 to turn your camera an. For just 5.99 you can make sure it stays off.
This could also be implemented as a bidding war like eBay.
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Yknow one great thing that costs about 1.99 (one time cost)?
Those little plastic slidy bits that cover up the laptop webcam and mic.
It's weird that people used to be concerened with covering their laptop camera, but people don't care about their phone camera.
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Fortunately, browsers have safeguards against this sort of thing (activating the camera without user interaction)
β¦right?
Zuck always has a piece of tape over his camera when you see his laptop. Thatβs all you need to know.
TBF, dude has probably the entire world trying to hack him, the avergae person doesn't have that high of a risk.
Granted he is a higher profile target but he likely has lots of cyber security people going over everything on that machine with a fine tooth comb. And he still has a piece of tape over the camera.
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Both my work laptop and personal laptop have mechanical shutters that can only be opened by hand.
They're both Thinkpads.
Most Dell latitudes and precisions also have a physical shutter.
I love that feature. It makes me more comfortable around the computer because no one can look at me without my consent.
I've had a few Dell Latitudes, none of them had a shutter π€
Which series how long ago?
I doubt the 3000 series has them because they suck, but all the 5000 series laptops I have used have had a shutter. Granted, I'm only really referring to laptops that released within the last 7 years or so.
I currently have a latitude 5430 and a brand new precision 3490 and they both have a shutter, but that's not too surprising considering that they look identical to each other.
Makes sense. I had a E6440, E7470, and 7490. The E6440 was a beast of a machine, and the E7470 fell off a 14 foot ladder and still survived, despite missing a corner... The NVMe drive was barely holding on π
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Itβs a fucking joke and so many of you are being smug with βnot me!β
Laddie, the whole Internet is going so to shit, that it's hard to discern satire from real bullshit.
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I just don't plug a camera in
$4.99 to plug in their camera
Considering the implications for making that happen, that's hella cheap.
But i thought everyone helicopters during meetings. How else am i supposed to meet my step goal
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