The Stormy report is in...Trump's asshole is bald! After using all available follicles, the place is nothing butt two butts and a dirty flabby hole.
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I don't know... he seemed to be quite against it when he ripped a chunk of his wife's hair off and raped her because she'd recommended him the surgeon that performed his scalp reduction, which he felt was too painful...
Literally not the onion just that fascists love to redefine terms.
Not the onion. Gender affirming care has frequently initially been intended for cis people and trans people just happen to be a side benefit.
(Big) Part of the problem is how few cis people understand that.
I heard a Christian apologist once unironically claim his male breast reduction wasn't gender-affirming care. Admittedly, he's an apologist so he might have just been lying.
This.
Oh that’s beautiful.
Isn't it a toupee? Which keeps flying off.
Besides, being bald is more manly.