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[–] [email protected] 115 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Problem is they have gained psychological warfare tactics, hahaha.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

yeah food science creates a helluva drug. fat,salt,sugar dopamine addiction.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 years ago

Where'd you study tactics, boy?

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[–] dub 94 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I mean unironically this is how fasting and dieting works lol. Just don't eat it

[–] Lord_McAlister 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also crippling anorexia :D

[–] Cabrio 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Unless it comes from the anorexia region of France it's just sparkling weight loss.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fucking anorexic vampires.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

Pics or it didn’t happen

[–] finkrat 54 points 2 years ago (2 children)

At the risk of un-funning the meme, this is hard as hell. Took some health issues to snap me out of it and start taking care of myself. I know some folks that aren't stopped by health issues. Food addiction really sucks and erodes your willingness to deny it. Consent is a small part of the picture, though important.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They say quitting smoking is very hard, but quitting food abuse is harder.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I quit smoking years ago. It was rough, but at least I never need to smoke another cigarette for the rest of my life. It's a lot easier to maintain "never" than to maintain "daily but not too much".

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

thin people just have a way of shutting that whole thing down

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

Their mouths?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I understand that food is delicious and it is enjoyable to eat but have you considered that the combination of being either poor or cheap, while also being lazy can make you skinny?

I seriously don't even want to go to the grocery store, pay for all these groceries, unload all that shit from my car, prepare a meal, eat it (the only nice part), do the dishes, put the dishes away, take out the trash, clean the kitchen.

Eating less food less often is way easier than doing all that stuff, and its way cheaper. Fast food isn't even inexpensive nowadays and its so bad for you.

Don't be fat, be cheap and lazy.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (4 children)

That just makes you skinny-fat though. Source: am normal BMI with the strength of a wet paper towel.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

Don't let perfect be the enemy of good enough.

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[–] totallynotarobot 15 points 2 years ago

Marshmallow biceps unite!

I'd raise my glass to you but it heavy

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Ironically eating takeout, fast food like McDonald's is one of the more reliable low calorie meals. Chicken Burger, diet drink and 6 nugs is 700 cals where the norm seems to be around 1000 by me. Subway is probably the best for me with a 200 cal salad but I'm not craving take out to eat a salad

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm a little calorie whore

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The eight fake spiders you eat in your sleep every year have entered the chat.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

I'm going to need ... Whatever the appropriate number of tiny handcuffs is. That's illegal.

[–] instamat 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why is the left burger on top of a sliced tomato and a piece of lettuce?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

They should replace that would onion rings and bbq sauce.

[–] danielfgom 11 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The coke is the unhealthiest part ironically. The burger is the healthiest part because if you don't put loads of sauce, it's pure beef, lettuce and tomato with a roll. All healthy ingredients.

The chips are medium- healthy, the problem being the oil. So only have a few if you can, preferably without salt.

Something like KFC is far worse because the chicken is coated in crumbs and deep fried - LOADS of bad oil.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The burger is also a bun. It's a lot of calories from carbohydrates.

[–] danielfgom 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes but it's not as bad as you think. Just eat the bottom half.

I'm on dialysis and the Dietician says I can eat it, but just half the bun. If it's ok for me, it'll be fine for your if your kidneys are ok.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

The human body has a way to shut that down /s

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Dare to resist!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

How can I lose weight if lettuce keeps falling out of my burger?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My brain says no but my stomach says yes. That motherfucker...

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[–] Lowered_lifted 5 points 2 years ago

Almond mom memes

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wished you had shared this with that vegan chick who died.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

WHAT? Died due to not eating?? There's enough vegan food in the world?

[–] Godric 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is my strat for dinner as I broil bacon and filet mignon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The great thing about eating the rich is the multitude of uses their rendered fat has. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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