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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 hours ago

I’ll be the judge of that

[–] Kevo 103 points 14 hours ago

I know it's just the language, but my wife and I got a kick when the results of her CT scan said her reproductive organs were "grossly unremarkable"

[–] [email protected] 104 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I offer free second opinions. 😅

[–] [email protected] 26 points 13 hours ago
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 29 points 14 hours ago

Look inside: remarks

Yeah okay

[–] Vinny_93 49 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine having one of them be remarkable. That would make an odd pait

[–] [email protected] 30 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

I once had a fling with a gal who had one B cup breast and one C cup breast... I personally found that 'remarkable', but I think the doctor here is more interested in skin abberations and lumps, or maybe signifcant/severe distension, lol.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 1 points 3 hours ago

It’s mammogram results.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago

or have a description with three remarks

[–] slazer2au -3 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

Unremarkable works both ways as a positive or negative right?

No need to assume it's a negative.

[–] jqubed 69 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

In a medical context I think unremarkable is generally a good thing

[–] spankmonkey 19 points 14 hours ago

Yes, unremarkable means they don't have anything to remark about it because it is within normal expectations.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, you want both your medicine and your politics to be boring. Save interesting stuff for science.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

What if you combined all three?

"Scientists develop a virus that exclusively kills politicians"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 14 hours ago

Thats the joke