She needs a new man. Ladies find yourself a man who either
- knows what you want or
- asks you what you want and listens
You deserve better.
this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2025
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- Don't make him read your mind.
You only get a good fisting if you speak up!
She'll certainly speak up with a good fisting
Speak for yourself
That was implied, although I almost included it... Ladies we do not read minds and we usually take you literally. If you tell me you want flowers, you're getting flowers.
On the other hand, if you want a bouquet shaped like a fist...
However;
2a:you must actually answer the question
Get her a lot of poppies and make opium together, fun couple's activity!
Where could I get some?
~~lmao~~
If you're not in the US, they sell dried pods for decorative boquet arrangement that would have a fair amount of dried latex inside. People just use a water/lemon juice wash to extract the goodies.
Cab be dangerous stuff for novices, they can very in strength wildly, and a few kids have actually OD on "poppy tea".
Well, I do live in the US, which makes my life way harder.
Well you could always buy a 40Lb box of seed from a wholesale restaurant website... Wash them for the fun, then plant what's washed. Just a lot of work... Although if the planted bloom it may be worth it.
Well then she should've picked Josh instead of vanilla old me!
Sounds like my mom!
Indeed!
Is there truly such a thing as a bad fisting?
it's problably an equivalent to the "pulling the anal beads like trying to rev a chainsaw"