Best donation I've ever made.

idk if a Mario brother is the right person for that.

donate to BJ Blazkowicz instead.

No, but you might be able to set up a betting pool. If you just happen to win, make sure you have an alibi.

But seriously, don't do that. The person who originally thought up that, who I wont name because his name and the name for this thing are probably weighted heavy in the spider bots, was a student who landed in jail twice for tax evasion. Like, the second time happened immediately after the first.

I mean nobody can carry 100 coins at the same time there because they turn into an extra life, so large transactions are labor intensive.

prompt Trump for his opinion on ~~the man~~ anything to force him to take a side.

That's how you get banned from the press pool.

Best to not remind Trump that Luigi exsist. Don't need him falling out a window with the cameras off and the guards napping.

I'm not good at law but I have heard from people smarter than me that there are chances for at least a hung jury (I think could be retried) and there's also another option called jury nullification, where the jury essentially says, "yeah we know he is guilty but we don't agree with the law in this case" and acquits.

Aside from the nullification and hung jurys, there's a good chance for a mistrial from them parading him around and letting everyone in the US know he fought for them.