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[–] FlashMobOfOne 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

It's a bummer that religion is so good at programming people that they just kind of ignore everything contrary to their worldview.

[–] DougHolland 6 points 21 hours ago

Once that's their habit, it becomes easy to also ignore things more urgent and real than religion.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

'For I tell you, there are those living today that will see the second coming of the lord'.

Been going on for 2000+ years now.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 4 points 1 day ago

Imagine if he had been reborn every generation, but kept getting killed because Christians called him a heretic.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

They would call him woke if he actually returned

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And that would be a positive quality, right alongside social justice warrior.

They think it's a grave insult but those without empathy cannot fathom the concept of caring about others

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

and put him in jail

we are no different than the Romans

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think both left and right would hate him if he returned

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

why would the left hate him?

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 1 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Because if he acted like he does in the New Testament any good feelings towards him would soon sour:

  • His commands are entirely based on personal responsibility. Giving to the poor was voluntary. Even in the church after his death. He never instituted a church rule for how much one should give, in the early church it was led by conscience.

  • He healed people but specifically to demonstrate God's power, not because people deserved a healthy life. Many people went unhealed during his lifetime and after.

  • He specifically tells Christians to continue paying taxes to a dictator and to concentrate on other things

  • He condemns "porneia". Which to a first century Jew unambiguously included gay sex. (Jesus says he's specifically ministering to Jews)

  • As the Word of God he's the source of the Jewish Torah and all its associated problems

  • No comment on the right to bodily autonomy. No comment on age of consent. No comment on slavery. Which is all a tacit acceptance of the status quo..

Etc

For the record I think the right would hate him just as much just for different reasons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

About those translations. "~~Tesla~~ tsela" can be rib or side. Jewish people already said yhwh is androgyne, some posited hermaphrodite, so it seems to me it means side, as in half (which is just repackaging Sumerian religion, yhwh being a Canite desert storm warrior God, El being the peaceful one). Jesus never addressed homosexuality, but he did address adultery afaict, and even sex work they dragged only the woman caught in the act before the public, and not the man, where the penalty for either was the same.

I read Jesus as being socialist. Pay your taxes, feed the hungry, heal the sick, clothe the naked, take care of prisoners.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

"Tesla" can be rib or side.

I don't follow the relevance of this

Jesus never addressed homosexuality

One could say the same about unrelated acts such as incest and beastiality but no one thinks he was permissive of those things. That's because he was talking to Jews and condemned "porneia" ('unlawful sex'), which to Jews unambiguously included all of the above including gay sex.

I read Jesus as being socialist

I do too, but more as an anarcho-socialist. He gave no instruction on how to run a state. And all he says about property and conflict resolution (basically pacifist, let yourself be robbed, wronged and stolen from, do not exercise violence towards another) do not carry over into how to run a state at all.

I don't tend to use the word because it often implies progressive social values and rights which Jesus' ministry bears little example of. (He was progressive in the first century, but not the 21st century)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That was meant to be tsela. Autocorrect is a bane.

I don't see how you get where he said let yourself be robbed. But I guess different brains work differently.

ETA: maybe the gospel writers who lived hundreds of years after missed some stuff. Real time reports do the same. Or maybe they deliberately left some stuff out. Hard to say since there's no proof Jesus ever existed.

For real kicks, check out the Ethiopian Bible. A lot of lore that's not mentioned in the canonical gets explained there. Enoch (Metatron) and Testament of Solomon are wild. It's what Goetian magic is based on. Which in my best estimation are early attempts at self-psychology, but that just comes from having listened to a couple of Don Duquett presentations.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 3 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I don't see how you get where he said let yourself be robbed

"Do not resist an evil person. If anyone wants to sue you and take your shirt, hand over your coat as well. If anyone forces you to go one mile, go with them two miles. Give to the one who asks you.." - Matthew 5:39

[–] [email protected] 2 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Fair. ETA: what version is that? First time I ever saw "sue "

Maybe he was talking about a poor robber. Maybe he wasn't. Maybe what we see about characters reflects our shadows, light and dark.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Holy shit! I've got to pull out my ancient hardcopies and see if this is memory failure or updated translating.

[–] FourPacketsOfPeanuts 2 points 20 hours ago

it's in the KJV from 1611. it's nothing to do with "updated translations"

[–] atempuser23 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] ivanafterall 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Depending on the flavor of Christian, they'd generally argue that the "Holy Spirit" is still here. Part of the trinity and thus fully God, while not being the entirety of God, or something along those lines.

It's all bullshit, for sure, but I don't think your argument would persuade many Christians.

[–] atempuser23 2 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Way more than a billion, probably

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) (1 children)

Well based on the Christian views, all those that believe well be resurrected. So yes it will be a lifetime.

Kind of confuses me cause like aren't they in heaven now and now got pushed back to material plane? Or were they in stasis?

[–] Whats_your_reasoning 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Imagine being dragged away from literal heaven and being forced to come back to Earth as it is now (or how it will be in the future.)

I don't know about y'all, but that doesn't sound like something I'd look forward to.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago

Well I guess it's closer to norse mythology where they are in heaven to prepping except it's for earth colonization. I dk.

[–] jordanlund 3 points 1 day ago

Only a billion?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Wow, didn’t know he came back and killed so many people