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[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 minutes ago

What a way to ensure your legs hurt and/or you get a sunburn and/or skin cancer in your asshole and/or genitalia!

[–] DragonsInARoom 3 points 36 minutes ago

NGL they better cover their balls and dick, wouldn't want even the slightest chance of cancer from that

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

At least they don’t have to worry about sunburn because that can’t possibly be a comfortable or easy position to maintain for long periods of time..

Imagine a sunburned anal sphincter.. shudder

[–] sober_monk 10 points 2 hours ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 22 minutes ago

Usually when I think of Josh Brolin's asshole it is while thinking of Paul Rudd entering it.

[–] eager_eagle 6 points 2 hours ago

for science!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 hours ago

Meanwhile, I get the feeling that Karna, the sun of the Hindu sun god, Surya, is secretly down for his morning view off the balcony

[–] [email protected] 35 points 5 hours ago

Cancer for the asshole is now trending

[–] Hobbes_Dent 15 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

D for D

UV-B to your D for D

UV-B can C your D

[–] Eczpurt 4 points 3 hours ago