Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to [email protected]
Must post text, image (e.g., meme), or direct link. Do not post external links that cannot be viewed directly from the community (e.g., link to joke website, Facebook, Instagram, etc.)
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submitted 1 week ago by otacon239 to c/dadjokes

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I have to reject any that don’t make the cut.

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[–] BeatTakeshi 1 points 4 days ago

I heard they hire only the sharpest

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

You better not cut any corners!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I would quit out of shear boredom.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Time to blades a new trail.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

...before you become unhinged

[–] dohpaz42 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guys, cut it out already!

[–] Zorque 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Seems like you're a bit on edge...

[–] dohpaz42 4 points 1 week ago

You’re a sharp one.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Better be careful. If the economy turns down, you might get cut.