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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Big if true

... (well, bigger than zero at least)

[–] RustyNova 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Wild_Mastic 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] passiveaggressivesonar 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

(i = 0; i < data.length; i++)

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 3 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

btw you put a hashtag then space to make your text big. You can do more hashtags up to 6 in a row to make them smaller:

h1

h2

h3

h4

h5
h6

(h1-6 is the way you call them in html)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

might just be your client then

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

I do find it funny the spacing is larger though

https://i.imgur.com/nLJuFwZ.png

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Wait till they hear about 01010100 01110010 01100001 01101110 01110011 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01100001 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110111 01101111 01101101 01100101 01101110

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

what the binary says"trans women are women"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

might not have rendered in your client properly, the text was a spoiler that could be expanded to reveal the message, not a question.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

but they are right, thd T is capitalized :p

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Thanks I see it now, I used Voyager and I had to click on text to reveal :3

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Computers set any non-zero value to true when converting to boolean

[–] einlander 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Is the computer a Christian?

[–] Cabbage_Pout61 1 points 6 days ago

Yes, it doesn't understand non binary shenanigans

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You both have done me proud

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

That would be a great GCU name now that I think of it.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Are you high (voltage⚡)?