I’ve had rough day and this had me laughing out loud, thank you, I love the title
this post was submitted on 24 Jan 2025
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You get called for cuddles and calmly walk down a ramp with a board in your hand? I mean, whatever does it for ya, I guess.
Yeah this needs to played at like 5x for it to apply 😁
That's stabilization on those eyes is legit.
That sentence made no sense
It's true tho
Wait, is the lumbering seal your husband or you? Does it matter? I’m confused.
I am guessing it is OP running/waddling/whatever to their husband.
Your guess is correct.
Awww. You got me in the mood for a cuddle.
There is research that couples who cuddle have better sex. Just sayin’.
Only with each other or in general?
I believe the study only looked at whether they cuddle and have sex with each other. I will try to find it.
Oh lawd, he comin’!
Oh lawd, she comin’!
Whomp whomp whomp
Is your husband Justin Long?