this post was submitted on 23 Jan 2025
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] NickwithaC 43 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Every one of those is worse than the one before it. Lesbionage is clearly S-tier.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver 12 points 2 weeks ago

It's so good that I'm here wondering how I'm going to work it into normal conversation.

[–] Pacattack57 6 points 2 weeks ago

Gay gent is pretty good. Should be #2

[–] chronotron 2 points 2 weeks ago

Every one of those is worse than the one before it.

that's the case in pretty much every tumblr screenshot

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Me, when posting on blåhaj: The straight shooter!

[–] Valmond 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The name's Bond. Trans Bond.

[–] Valmond 3 points 2 weeks ago

Wanna bond a bit 🥵😋?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Gaydar jamming

[–] ZILtoid1991 3 points 2 weeks ago

"Secret Gaygent" sounds like a porn title.