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[–] radix 85 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Probably just figuring out how to have a page with the 2nd Amendment included, but not the 1st, 4th, 14th, 19th, and probably a few others

[–] extremeboredom 35 points 5 days ago (1 children)

2nd and 13th are all they care about.

[–] pivot_root 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

13th? Not a chance... unless you're only talking about the part where slavery is legal for someone who is incarnated.

[–] extremeboredom 6 points 4 days ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

The canary is dying over there.

[–] AngryCommieKender 5 points 4 days ago

The canary croaked in November. The minors are already gasping for air.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 days ago (1 children)

They cleaned every subpage off the site

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 days ago

Yeah, a whole bunch of pages aren't working. Could just be a redesign rolling out as gracefully as every other Trump policy.

[–] Dragomus 22 points 5 days ago

Trump is probably regretting giving away all those pens, they're all needed to scribble on the constitution and mark things redacted.

[–] paraphrand 15 points 5 days ago

I wonder if the new site is going to have a crypto exchange included.

[–] Awkwardly_Frank 12 points 4 days ago

That is a terrible title and sloppy reporting. They have not included a constitution page in the New website. With this administration that’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago

Sounds about right.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Kind of a non-story that whitehouse.gov is completely redesigned (and pages added and removed) when there is a new president, has happened every time so far.

[–] dantheclamman 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Here's an article from when Biden set up his new site. No mass 404 issues, and when a URL did 404 they linked to the archive of the prior admin's site. Biden transition ensured continuity from the prior admin, which is impressive since Trump White House was complete radio silence. https://wptavern.com/biden-white-house-sticks-with-wordpress-for-website-relaunch

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

This webpage sucks.