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[–] BroBot9000 65 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Honestly this is the most believable excuse that I’ve read so far. “Throwing his ‘heart’ to the fans” is that seriously the best these Nazi asshats can come up with?

[–] Darkard 38 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If he didn't want everyone to think he was a nazi then he would come and tell people that himself, because he would be ashamed and appalled that it has been misconstrued as such. But instead theres random cock suckers tripping over themselves to do it on his behalf like he's incapable of doing it.

Which just means he's fine with people thinking he is a nazi.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 weeks ago

Which means that ~~he’s just fine with people thinking that~~ he’s a nazi

The most enthusiastic zeig heil since nineteen forty five

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

If people are arguing that you are not a nazi, why intervene? Its too much effort

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

But even then, two hearts? What, is he a Klingon?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Today is a good day (for him) to die.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] homesweethomeMrL 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Iheartcheese 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Iheartcheese 3 points 2 weeks ago

Maybe its all part of the act. I mean look where it got him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

He's absolutely throwing his heart clearly to his fans! Like a Nazi.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Adding the white man's overbite to it does seem like an innovation.

[–] Jimmyeatsausage 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

It's the cyber~~p~~truck of Nazi salutes.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's the ~~cyberpunk~~ cybertruck of Nazi salutes.

ftfy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I never thought to connect those two things, but now that you bring it up, I'm not sure I can picture someone driving a cybertruck without a white man's overbite.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

You'd think the Tesla stock would have gone down more after he did a Nazi salute.

https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/tsla