this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2025
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Shirts That Go Hard

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Share shirts that go hard.

Example A, B, C1 C2

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[–] Fredselfish 94 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

How would the original shirt be any better. To me that been worse.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 weeks ago

At least that has the structure of a joke. As opposed to a triumphant declaration.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's a bit of an uncle joke.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Just a bit? I think that the moment you put this shirt on, it becomes Thanksgiving and the universe generates a family that feels uncomfortable around you if you don't already have one.

[–] kshade 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm so sorry that i cannot upvote this more, i couldn't stop laughing

[–] Pissman2020 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Well this is just perfect. I used to have aquariums and breeding is a sign your tank is in a good state, and when I mentioned that my fish were fucking in a discord group, it grew into pissman watches fish fuck/fucks fish. Just another meme leaning into the bit

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you ain't watching your fish fuck, then what's the point of keeping them?

Now, if you're spanking it while watching them fuck, that's.... perfectly normal and expected

[–] Crazyslinkz 6 points 2 weeks ago

There's a simpsons joke that involves Troy Mclure (spelling? ) and his special thing he has . . .

I can't recall but involves fish.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of...

One of my favourite pastas for sure. Up there with the Navy Seals JoJo version.

[–] pigup 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Because you fuck the fish?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Women want me fish

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Goes perfectly together. 😀

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago

Just needs a hat

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry,the women will fear you.

[–] homesweethomeMrL 6 points 2 weeks ago

Gay?! Oh hooo I wish!