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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] NegativeLookBehind 30 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Absolutely fucking amazing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I know right? Savory hardy candy... sign me right up!

[–] davidagain 5 points 1 month ago

I want this. I want it a lot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago
[–] njm1314 15 points 1 month ago

Hell I'm down

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Can't wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.

[–] Cort 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?

[–] EvilBit 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chunky Beef Stewichladdich

Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli

Beef Ardbargley

Balveggie

Tomato Speysil

Italian Dalwhedding

Glenlentil

Macallaroni and Bean

[–] Cort 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Glenlentil

One more lentilagavulin

[–] EvilBit 3 points 1 month ago

Hearty Chicken Noodalmore

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

...i tried cooking fava beans with uigeadail once: it turned out f*cking disgusting...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 2 points 1 month ago

Hard clam chowder candy would slap!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.

[–] Nindelofocho 4 points 1 month ago

You can do this with normal soup though

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago

Progresso is a food crime in any form.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I want methadone ones

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Bouillon cube?

[–] Meron35 6 points 1 month ago

Would a chicken noodle soup candy be the ultimate cough drop?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

On the one hand, this is an actual crime.

On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

soup is overly diluted stew

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Let me put it this way: if your waiter accidentally dumped that much water into your plate of stew while serving it you'd send it back.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Always goes wrong at the dessert. Oh well, we'll get it eventually

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

These would be great to throw at people walking by on the street. THIS IS A FOOD CRIME