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There are only two kinds of books that are truly loved - those pristine and undamaged, and those which look like they've been through the apocalypse

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

I'm consistently in the middle of many, many books. I use dollar bills so I get a reward for actually finishing.

[–] EtherWhack 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm not sure who would stop reading in the middle of a page/paragraph (neutral good), but if I were to do that, I'd have re-read the whole page.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

I do this. Sometimes I read in really short bursts, like for the length of an elevator ride. I don't mark it though, I just remember where I left off. I do this so much it's become easy to just get right back into the story even mid paragraph.

[–] Postmortal_Pop 3 points 1 day ago

Ebooks for my dyslexia, when you're so chaotic you circle back around to lawful.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I'm true neutral if I have a bookmark. I'm chaotic evil if I don't.

But what alignment are you if you use those colored tabs to bookmark several things at once? Those are what I've used most often because that's for work shit... Like research and what not. I don't need to keep my place, I need to know what I might be referencing a lot.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I have done it all except leaving it face down

I used an eraser to keep track of it, had a bookmark that I used, and I actually used a pencil to keep track of where the sentence was, and don't even ask me about Adam Smith's wealth of nations where I quite literally did math on the pages with the charts and scribbled page numbers to keep track of shit

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Lawful evil here since I have a habit of writing down reminders for random things on a notepad file

[–] BradleyUffner 13 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I use the dust jacket flap.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I’d love to do this clearly easier method except that dust jackets are the devil. One, they ALWAYS get ruined, ALWAYS. Two, they’re weirdly loud if you read in bed & your partner is trying to sleep. Three they sure don’t keep dust off if you store books on a shelf standing up

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay, and where is throwing the book aside and remembering the page, and when you inevitably forget where you were, just starting from the last place you vaguely remember?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

"Previously on... Or wait, does this sound familiar? Did we jump forward instead?"

[–] CaptainBlagbird 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then there is Billy Boyd's method, which is so evil it is off the chart.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Oh please detail, I feel like I'm missing something. What does the mighty fool-of-a-Took man do to books!?

[–] CaptainBlagbird 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I can't find the exact episode anymore (there is no short of it and I don't have the time rn to go through every one once again), but in the Friendship Onion podcast, he told us the following:

Earlier in his life he was working in a book printing factory. And apparently he was allowed to keep books (not sure if that was only when there were cosmetic defects etc). Anyway, he read these books but instead of using a bookmark, he just tore out the pages so that when opening the book, the current page would always be the first one.

Truly a fool of a took 🥲, but I still love him 😂

(If anyone knows which episode that was, please share.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Chaotic good gang checking in.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

My library gives out paper due-date receipts, so its was meant to be.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] jqubed 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Hmm, what's this? Any reasonably flat object? It will make a fine bookmark!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Chaotic evil mwah ha haaaaaa

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Chaotic Good +, I usually end up making a bookmark at my desk by folding and taping paper or a post-it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

I guess I'm chaotic good when I'm not just listening to audiobooks, but I like to find a Magic card that fits the general vibe of the book.

For example, I chose Lost in a Labyrinth for House of Leaves

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

I use old Christmas cards:-)🎄

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds 5 points 2 days ago

Small post-it notes

That way when I get distracted by another book, I can leave the mark right there. Considering I'm always "in the middle of" at least five books, this is the best solution I've found.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I use old Zimbabwean money.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Right now I actually use my eBook as a boommark for my paper book. What category is that?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Chaotic good and neutral evil. Don't do neutral evil

[–] Octrom 3 points 1 day ago

This is delightful, thank you for sharing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

What's neutral+neutral evil+chaotic good?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Over my life I've gone from neutral evil to chaotic evil to chaotic good and now am lawful neutral

[–] Ashiette 3 points 2 days ago

I'm neutral evil

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