45 minutes?!
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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They had their phone with them.
45 minutes is nothing where i come from
You need to eat more fiber.
i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet
Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.
true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest
And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.
The "Brilliant ending!" without "" would ruin my experience...
That’s not a flat poster, what is it made out of? 3D printed? The texture almost looks like some kind of woven fabric, but that would be a strange thing to make a sign from. But so is 3D printing, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Can't wit to see the ad recommendations I'll get after I searched for this, but yeah it's definitely 3d printed: https://makerworld.com/en/models/402187#profileId-303822
I need the STL file for this!
Seriously, who even poops at home, when You can do it at work, and get paid for it. Sometimes, I'll even hold it through the weekend.
P.S. Guess where I wrote this comment.
Work has stalls with big gaps and single ply sandpaper for toilet paper. I'll always choose to poop at home unless it's an emergency.