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45 minutes?!
They had their phone with them.
45 minutes is nothing where i come from
You need to eat more fiber.
i get more than enough fiber. i just get distracted and forget that im on the toilet
Plus once your legs go numb, you can't get back up for a while.
true. and then once my legs stop becoming numb i forget that im on the toilet again. it’s a miracle im ever able to leave the toilet to be honest
You need this man's energy but with a toilet instead.
And it won't even work if you sit on the edge of your seat.