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[–] [email protected] 76 points 3 days ago (2 children)

My dogs get sung the bestest boy/girl in the world song. My mom wrote it,and it's a tradition now.

The boy version is as follows:

Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo Hims the bestest little boy and he brings us so much joy Hims the bestest little boy in the world Woo woo

Upon the third woo woo the aforementioned bestest boy does his bestest howl. He waits for that moment, and will whine in anticipation. If you skip the third woo woo and go back into the lyrics his entire body quakes and he can barely contain himself waiting for the next woo woo.

The girls do not have this patience. They howl on the first woo woo, but we're learning em

[–] Squirrelsdrivemenuts 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

I'll see if my mom has a video

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 3 days ago

We sing to the dogs, but our dog songs are all improvised. We do have a "you're a stinky baby" song we sing to the little dog if he gets stinky and we have to put him in the shower.

[–] ummthatguy 66 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PlasticExistence 25 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] ummthatguy 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] PlasticExistence 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Me when I try to make my ADHD-riddled brain do paperwork 😁

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Hilarious but I have secretly turned the cat against her.

[–] sumguyonline 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)
  1. Every time you see the dog give them their favorite rubbing(butt rub, tummy rub, ear rub),
  2. tell them they are the bestest in their favorite tone
  3. Hug them like you just came back from the future where they have been dead for months and you just had a terrible day.
  4. Make the dog plain cooked ground beef and mix it into their dry food, only do enough so you have to cook more every time.
  5. Daily hour long walks.
  6. Teach that treacherous bitch who's really the dogs best friend.
[–] FlyingSquid 7 points 3 days ago

You need a dog hack added to your dog hack:

https://farmhounds.com/products/toppers-blood-sprinkles

One of multiple options. No ground beef required. Rub some into your skin and hair for even more effective results. Do it every time you get home from work before walking in the door so the dog always knows who really cares. Oh sure, she can sing. You provide the blood sprinkles.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 days ago

Profile pic is dog. Dog has taken over house & is pretending to be husband for tax purposes.

[–] MissJinx 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Get a Cat and have your own coven

[–] Klear 12 points 3 days ago

Instructions unclear, the cat kicked everyone else out and is now the only member of the best friends club.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Patience. Inshallah you will outlive the dog and reclaim your rightful place

[–] FlyingSquid 10 points 3 days ago

There will always be another dog.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Rest assured friend. The dog is trying to get along but is secretly having none of her nonsense.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Hard life, choosing the path of the better boi