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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Facebook has officially become 4chan for boomers

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 54 minutes ago

Yes, it's crazy - you won't find anything else about it online though, Meta has scrubbed it from the net.

Spread the message as far as you can.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 4 points 3 hours ago

As sure as God's got sandals.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago

Good idea. Keep posting image damaging fake news about him until he maybe reconsiders removing fact checking. But wrong place, this is not Facebook.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 2 points 9 hours ago

Degens need to mind their scruples.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

The rumors that Zuckerberg smuggled several tons of heroin out of Afghanistan are completely untrue.

It was actually meth.

[–] slampisko 7 points 14 hours ago

Hey now, stop fact checking, will you?

[–] billwashere 33 points 21 hours ago (5 children)

It would take at least two guys to fuck an ostrich. Maybe 3. Unless it was a sick ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

How do you think his was found out? If there was only one person, nobody would have known

[–] deacon 21 points 20 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Ah but that's why he's doing BJJ.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] Venicon 86 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] not_that_guy05 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I mean it takes more than one person to fuck an ostrich.

[–] TheFunkyMonk 45 points 1 day ago

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 19 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lemonmelon 9 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] BonesOfTheMoon 3 points 9 hours ago

Are you serious with that turtleneck?

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 19 points 1 day ago
[–] Carvex 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Maybe they tranqed the ostrich?

My research concludes that the only way the Ginger and Boots could have fucked an ostrich is if it was a dead ostrich.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 3 points 18 hours ago

Dead ostriches need loving too.

[–] Chainweasel 42 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I heard it was a sick ostrich

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 21 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I heard it was a dead ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 23 hours ago
[–] billwashere 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I just KNEW I would see this here. Thank you.

[–] Chainweasel 6 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck an ostrich.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago
[–] drunkpostdisaster 8 points 19 hours ago

Fuck, facebook I can see the changes. Facebook looks closer to 4chan now.

[–] jordanlund 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't believe he fucked an ostrich...

Based on that photo though... his DAD...

[–] BonesOfTheMoon 9 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 21 hours ago

Truth is, we cannot be certain Mark Zuckerberg fucked an ostrich. The only thing we can be certain of is that his mother very clearly fucked an ostrich and/or was herself an ostrich.

[–] RagingRobot 9 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

I'd like to see more realistic miss information about him. This is obviously fake but when the other side does it it's more unclear

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Zuckerberg, trump's new butt boy, announces meta will stop fact checking.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 21 hours ago

The truth is he didn't fuck an ostrich but asked his wife if she thought fucking an ostrich would be fun. This has all grown out of proportion

[–] Death_Equity 11 points 1 day ago

Community note: It was an emu, but Mark is working hard to be able to sub an ostrich.

[–] passiveaggressivesonar 5 points 22 hours ago

That's a very impressive feat, those things are monsters

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I prefer the one that calls him a pedo. But who knows? I heard he brushes his teeth using milk to rinse. Guess we'll never know?

[–] troglodytis 6 points 23 hours ago

Dude fucked a baby ostrich? Gross!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But I thought the joke was to say something that isn't true???

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

Ostrich pedophile Mark Zuckerberg raped another ostrich! Was his head in the sand like last time?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 20 hours ago

This is definitely his getting-blown-by-an-ostrich face.

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