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If shit is present tense, and shat is past tense, is there no future tense of the word shit? (self.askhilariouschaos)

submitted 4 days ago by over_clox to c/[email protected]

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And if not, we need to resolve this fecal inconsistency immediately!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Shit: present
Shat: past
Yoyo: future

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 1 points 4 days ago

Yo-yoing is just Schrödinger's shit.

[–] twjolson 3 points 4 days ago

If it was consistent, it would be in a better language - like Latin or Python.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

To shiten

[–] lewdian69 2 points 4 days ago

Think that's just English for ya. Present tense "defecate", past tense "defecated", future tense "will defecate/going to defecate" Clench, clenched, will clench Use a bidet, used a bidet, will use a bidet

[–] owenfromcanada 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Will have shatten

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

Will Shatner

[–] j4k3 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

🤣 what ? Lol