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spoilerYou mean an air pump?

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[–] Grabthar 5 points 5 days ago

Little known fact: if you install a filter facing the opposite direction specified in the instructions, it becomes a super filter, even preventing the passing of the unwanted dihydrogen monoxide. Discovered this once myself.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You’re using the filter wrong, you’re supposed to discard the stuff that passes through it and keep the stuff that doesn’t

[–] HoneyMustardGas 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Looking for clean drinking water? No.

Panning for gold? Hell yeah.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

You don’t use a filter, you use a still. Or just boil it if you don’t want to keep the dihydrogen monoxide.

[–] Anticorp 2 points 4 days ago

A sheet of plastic won't let any through.

[–] Eheran 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Silica gel, molecular sieves, air driers, ...

[–] HoneyMustardGas 1 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yea but they are less common.

[–] Eheran 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Less common than what? They are all extremely common. Silica gel is in... like every 10th package? There are far less water filters around.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

But it doesn't work for the joke. It just collects the moisture. You wouldn't put it on your faucet. They want a faucet that doesn't pump water, so it would be air lol.

[–] Eheran 1 points 5 days ago

Obviously you would not put it on the faucet, that's the joke. But it would work if you size it correctly. Except that the tiny amount of air that is dissolved in water will still not come out, but the air that was in the filter will be displaced and come out.

[–] ch00f 1 points 5 days ago