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It has been forever and I still cannot find a water filter that filters out dihydrogen monoxide--why can't they make one that does this? (self.dadjokes)

submitted 6 days ago by HoneyMustardGas to c/dadjokes

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You mean an air pump?

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[–] Eheran 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Silica gel, molecular sieves, air driers, ...

[–] HoneyMustardGas 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Yea but they are less common.

[–] Eheran 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Less common than what? They are all extremely common. Silica gel is in... like every 10th package? There are far less water filters around.

[–] HoneyMustardGas 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

But it doesn't work for the joke. It just collects the moisture. You wouldn't put it on your faucet. They want a faucet that doesn't pump water, so it would be air lol.

[–] Eheran 1 points 5 days ago

Obviously you would not put it on the faucet, that's the joke. But it would work if you size it correctly. Except that the tiny amount of air that is dissolved in water will still not come out, but the air that was in the filter will be displaced and come out.