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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tit loans sounds pretty good. I just need to borrow them for a little bit.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Whatever amount you take .... just make sure its an even amount, not an odd amount

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Die Mart, your literal one-stop shop mart.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 day ago

Also known as .....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Ass world for me too.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Considering two of the options are ‘hell’ and ‘die mart’ my money is on ass world being filled with hairy old men with poor hygiene.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Walks in: ..... (sniffs the air) ... hmmmmm ..... smells like ass

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Hell is a pretty cool goth club but keep your eyes open because you will find actual vampires there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Hell seems to be where all the interesting people go to, so there.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Well, I'm probably already going to Hell, so I might as well spread up the process. On the plus side, I could spend my time joining Carter in trying to find Reagan and we could both give him what he has coming for his Reaganomics.

One of the saddest parts about this comment is that by default my keyboard has Reaganomics as an actual word.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

Is tit loans the place where I pay a stripper or a buy now pay later payment plan on estrogen?

(As an Asexual Transfem one of those sounds a lot better)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I knew there had to be tit loans. I've gotta call my sister.

[–] Skullgrid 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

what's the top word meant to be in DIE MART? I know the bottom is "food mart" but I can't figure out Prodie or Frodie or Phodie but none of it makes sense

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 22 hours ago

Just Brodie would make sense too. There's a long street called Brodie Lane in Austin, TX.

[–] Skullgrid 2 points 1 day ago

yep, makes sense, thanks

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Die Mart is tempting, I am ready to leave the mortal coil and see what awaits me on the other side

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Actually the die mart was my very closest convenience store. Nice guy from Nepal was always behind the counter. Homeless guy would sleep behind the trash cans on the side. Once, he overdosed at the bus stop across the street. Although, the signs lights were out before this happened, maybe there's more to the name than we realize...

[–] NegativeLookBehind 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I feel like going to Die Mart today. Hopefully they have something affordable.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Look for the black light specials.

[–] toomanypancakes 2 points 1 day ago

Oh I've been looking for a local Die Mart, wonderful