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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Theft of garbage. Sure, store owner, whatever.

[–] FlyingSquid 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

So you're saying I should just take the whole plant.

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[–] AliasVortex 14 points 1 month ago

Heck yeah I would! Oh look, here's a nice one. I think I'll put it next to the car I downloaded

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Life inherently steals. We steal each others carbon when we die.

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[–] LovableSidekick 12 points 1 month ago

More like volunteer janitoring with benefits.

[–] MaxPow3r11 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We really do live in a dystopia.

So many examples every day.

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[–] Hobbes_Dent 7 points 1 month ago

… picking up

No, Carl. I clearly up loaded that shit into my biodiversity.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I fully support this sign. I think I'll print up a few dozen copies, and post them at every garden center in the area.

[–] Toneswirly 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You can't, like, OWN Mother Nature man....

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[–] danc4498 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes I would! A weed plant!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

I grew professionally for many years. That's exactly how it works lol. Consistency is key and cloning is the way. I've sold single clones for thousands of dollars but the 2nd one was always for maybe a hundred bucks.

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