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[โ€“] OldManBOMBIN 58 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[โ€“] BroBot9000 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was served these in the reverse order, followed by this comment and almost lost it ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] OldManBOMBIN 7 points 3 weeks ago

๐Ÿ˜ฌ sorry to contribute to your madness, lmao

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I feel like using quartz as a gastrolith would be pretty basic, like you might as well eat those silica packets or chew on some glass if you're going that direction. Some nice gneiss would likely be preferable, much more cultured at least.

[โ€“] OldManBOMBIN 4 points 3 weeks ago

It's funny because homophones

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3 38 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

There's no way these wouldn't be ground up after 500 million years.

[โ€“] [email protected] 54 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yup, OP text writer has no idea what they're talking about. The organisms that make this sand still exist today and are still making this sand

https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/okinawa-japan-star-sand

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Perhaps they meant that these organisms are themselves ancient?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 3 weeks ago

Probably like the sand that looks loke amazing snowflakes. The image for that one used selected granules from thousands (billions). Most sand is just ugly, and micro plastics.

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god I forgot about those. I unironically loved them.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

My sister in law has a case of these, just chilling in the garage. Never to be eaten.

[โ€“] Agent641 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

New band Okinawa Boneyard and their thrash metal album Skeleton Beach.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Perfection. 10/10, would listen.

Edit to add: Damn, now I really want an Okinawa Boneyard band t-shirt.

[โ€“] LovableSidekick 1 points 3 weeks ago

I love that one - it's on their Christmas album!

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Huh.. I didn't think oyster crackers were actually ancient oysters. ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] BigDaddySlim 2 points 3 weeks ago

This is truly what you were eating in this soup as a kid, WAS IT WORTH IT???

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Goldfish 2: Okinawa boogaloo

[โ€“] LovableSidekick 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Deadline, schmedline! I got your deadline right here, pal.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Imagine walking on them barefooted.