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[–] Saryn 26 points 2 days ago

Lucky bastard

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago
[–] bitjunkie 13 points 2 days ago

Oh come on, "my precious" was RIGHT there...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

She was explaining bombadil, cause he's not in the movies, right?

Never got through the books and don't recall him in the movies. He's magic card is super neat if very narrow, anyone wanna give me a quick Who or what he is?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago

Sure, pull your pants down.

[–] MrPoopbutt 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tom Bombadil is a Tolkien self insert who is immune to the effects of the ring and has a really hott wife iirc

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Huh haven't heard of the self insert thing. Thought bombadil was one of the valor in stealth mode?

[–] Madison420 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe, there's also an argument to be made for Tom being an earthly embodiment of eru the creator given the whole knowing the world when it was young and seeing the first rain and first acorn bit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Madison420 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sorta. We know he's amoung the oldest beings in universe given the acorn line being able to be interpreted as seeing the first acorn or to be the first to see an acorn so first valar or eru.

I like to think he's the conscious embodiment entropy of middle earth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean, its entirely possible that he was created as some unforseen confluence of melodies in the Song of the Ainur. Sort of like how the popular theory for the origin of Ungoliant is that she arose from the discord between Melkor's song and Eru's song

[–] Madison420 2 points 1 day ago

Certainly, I just like that everything with a purpose seems drawn to him and he then directs them to where they're supposed to be but they all leave questioning each other or themselves as to what the fuck just happened.

[–] untorquer 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Not a TLDR but...

Audiobook in case you are better with that. Other two books are there somewhere. There's also a whole thing about getting a sick dagger which never shows in the movies. Also a whole thing in the conclusion of the series about Hobbiton which is fun. The movies did a good job selecting plots to omit.

https://archive.org/details/TheFellowshipOfTherRingAudiobook

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 days ago

God that's hot af

[–] Gradually_Adjusting 158 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I gotta say fellas, that is the most erotic thing I've read this decade, and the wife got me into romfic last year.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah I wish this story was true and happened to me as well lmao

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[–] [email protected] 79 points 3 days ago

I always thought my kink was too specific, but look, there it is for all to see.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 3 days ago (6 children)

I would gladly be on either side of this, tbh. I did once get a bit of a blowjob during doctor who, but I made him stop because I couldn't focus on the episode (heaven sent). We canoodled after, but he was clearly upset I valued a show over sex. But, like, it was heaven sent! And it was the premier of the episode. I made the right choice.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Lmao mood, like if you're going to put something on for background noise it better be something neither of us care about. Being on the giving end sounds amazing, marathon dick sucking to go with marathon lotr watching, amazing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I could totally be on the giving end, and wouldn't mind being on the receiving end, if the blower were also into what was on, and it was like a major edging session like in the image.

Or, y'know, if we did it doggy style and both watched xfiles

[–] AtariDump 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... Ain't nothing but mammals...

[–] AtariDump 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

…so let’s do it like they do it…

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

On the discovery channel!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

...are you doing anything next weekend?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Nope, send me an address and cue uo Mulder and Scully!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure practically the same thing happened in Queer As Folk before RTD went on to reboot Doctor Who.

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[–] jewbacca117 81 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] halcyoncmdr 59 points 3 days ago (2 children)

You know... I never even considered that this was being told from a woman's perspective, I 100% just assumed it was a dude, there was no doubt in my mind.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Given the pink triangle in their profile pic, I'm gonna assume OOP is a gay man.

[–] ikidd 10 points 3 days ago

I saw meme Netflix girl with the crazy eyes and gun when I was reading it.

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[–] Bunnylux 27 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Extremely relatable. I tried to watch LOTR with my boyfriend who never saw it/cared about it. He was like eating snacks and not hearing all the dialogue. I had to turn it off after 10 minutes and crying twice already. I couldn't do it. I cared too much.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

So this means you're single now? He's obviously not worthy. ;)

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[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This is why the ideal background movie is any Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie. They are hilarious, but ultimately the movies behind them tend to be boring. You don't usually need to pay attention to the plot to get most of the jokes. So, your attention can weave in and out. They are also usually monotone enough to fall asleep to, which is a bonus.

[–] FlyingSquid 3 points 2 days ago

I lost my virginity during a Turkey Day marathon. 100% serious.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

reeling

  1. Being too awestruck or shocked to comprehend anything
  2. to be laughing uncontrollably to the point you don’t know what bodily fluids will excrete from your orifices

(Urban Dictionary)

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It has the same definition in a real dictionary, too.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Urban dictionary is a real dictionary.

[–] Zulu 16 points 3 days ago

Missed opportunity to say "reel" dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago

God I wish that were me. Either of them, I don't care

[–] Rooty 24 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm guessing the edging was again at maximum during the Aragorn helmet kicking scene.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

I hope this doesn't awaken anything in me

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