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[–] expatriado 61 points 3 weeks ago

Dr. Pepper too expensive to be in this picture

[–] dual_sport_dork 22 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Random fact re: Dr Pepper, there is no period/dot after the "Dr" in the logo and to my knowledge there never has been. Same with Mr Pibb. (Yes, I first learned this fact from 8 Bit Theater. Don't try to tell me some of you didn't, either.)

Look at how many of those clones follow the same convention. Seven of them, by my count. Somebody noticed.

I hereby further submit to you that "Dr" Pepper is in fact not a real doctor. Either that, or he's British. No middle ground.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I hereby further submit to you that "Dr" Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahem.. It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.

[–] Iheartcheese 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hell, I've never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.

[–] mkwt 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I've been to the official museum in the old bottling plant in Waco, and no, there never was a real doctor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

This gave me heavy Nuka Cola vibes for some reason.

[–] gari_9812 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] gari_9812 3 points 3 weeks ago

And my psychologist

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago

"I've been feeling under the weather for a while, so I went down to the Food Club to see Dr Wow. Turns out that my body is critically low on cherry cola!“

[–] teft 5 points 3 weeks ago

Second row, second from the right:

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Notable mentions to Dr. Scholl and Dr. Bronner.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm a little shocked that there's this much market for Dr. Pepper knock offs.

[–] the_tab_key 2 points 3 weeks ago

I used to watch Dr Becker. I liked the blind guy.

[–] Lupo 1 points 3 weeks ago

I am sad to report that I've only had 4 of these.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Third from the right - are they allowed to call their soda "Real Dr."? 🤔

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Walmart had a vending machine that would give you Dr Thunder for a quarter and I thought that was amazing