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submitted 3 weeks ago by cm0002 to c/memes

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I hereby further submit to you that "Dr" Pepper is in fact not a real doctor.

Sure, Right… what’s your next claim, that Captain Crunch isn’t really a senior commissioned officer in the navy‽‽

[–] I_Fart_Glitter 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ahem.. It’s Cap’N if you please. And he is here to crunchatize you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Ugh. I didn’t catch that autocorrect changed it and made the joke worse.

[–] Iheartcheese 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I dig your interrobangs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I like them so much I made a keyboard shortcut to replace them if I type “??!!”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

How did you type "??!!"?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

??a⌫!!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

That’s easy, I just type “??!!”… then it changes it to “‽”.

[–] captainlezbian 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hell, I've never even been in charge of a boat with more than 3 people on it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve heard it said that Captain Lezbian definitely knows how to take care of the little man in the boat.