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Does your butt "secrete" poo? (self.shittyasklemmy)

submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by cheese_greater to c/[email protected]

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I use to pronounce it "secrets" lol

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[–] skeezix 5 points 3 days ago

In your rectum, poop is formed as a ball. It’s your asshole that extrudes it into a log.

[–] slazer2au 2 points 2 days ago

Nothing secret about after I go for a poop.

[–] tipicaldik 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

maybe "extrude" is a better term...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

In a way, we're all 3d printers

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

all printers are 3D if you think about it

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

The other day I shidded so hard it stuck to the back of the toilet and I had to come back after lunch to knock it down with another, stronger, turd....and a piss blast to clean the back of the bowl up because I'm not a savage.

[–] expatriado 3 points 3 days ago

my butt openly poops

[–] over_clox 2 points 3 days ago

No, I just put dung beetles in there every month or so and let them eat it.