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[–] Slab_Bulkhead 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"sigma one going ALL CAPS"

[–] einlander 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Going dark. turns off all RGB lights

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Flashbang! spams goatse

[–] Balthazar 8 points 3 days ago
[–] TheDoozer 6 points 3 days ago

That's a Snacktical Vest, and it is vital for preventing fatigue and maintaining focus.

[–] shalafi 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

(I know it's a joke!)

I'm wearing a version of that shirt now. About to go hiking.

How the hell these boys think about body armor?! If you want it, practice with it, I got no beef. But fuck me. A gas mask and extra filters would be far more practical for SHTF (shit hits the fan) scenarios.

For those not in the know, the lower half is rigged for 8x, 30-round rifle mags. Top half, can't say exactly, 4x pistol mags? I carry a shit knife, monocular and compass up front. Use those daily.

I walk the neighborhood woods with 20lbs. of gear (largely beer!), got first-aid/emergency gear out the ass (because I'm usually alone). But for a fire fight? Whatever pistol I've been proficient with lately (and works at night) and an extra mag. I usually carry 16-26 shots. If I'm in trouble that requires more? I'm fucked, or fucked up.

And for the "you don't need a gun" haters, I've encountered bears, panthers and gators. I've also encountered far more worrying animals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Exercise while wearing a gas mask is how you build strong lungs

[–] horse_battery_staple 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Don't use the good filters though. Filters don't usually clog with particulate, it's usually all the water vapor from your breath. They get moldy.

The cheapest filters also restrict the most airflow. So for best results buy the crappiest filters that will fit in the mask. Leave them out in the open in a cool dry place to outgas and then they should last a month or so for training.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

You are correct, horse_battery_staple

[–] horse_battery_staple 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Was that bear in fact coming right for you?

[–] shalafi 1 points 4 hours ago

I've had one wander in my dog door. How about you?

There's nothing in the woods that scares me, but plenty that warrants caution.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What's for more worrying? Like the most dangerous game or rabies?

[–] shalafi 1 points 4 hours ago

Good question! One example would be the guy I ran into twice while hiking. He was leasing the land to hunt deer, felt it was his land between those calendar dates.

He was nice enough, on the surface. But I could see him boiling inside, struggling to contain his temper. Would he have beat my little ass if I wasn't openly carrying? Can't say. Bet he would have been far more threatening. But an armed society is a polite society. Nobody fucks with anybody around here.

Funnier, and dumber, are the few times I've actually drawn my weapon. Once was on a deer at 3AM. All I see was a triangular, tawny head up close, thought, "Ah! PANTHER!" Nope. Or the time I stumble-fucked around drawing on something making hella noise in the bushes next to me. LOL, probably a coon.

[–] TotalFat 2 points 2 days ago

The trigger discipline on the keyboard is a nice touch..

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

True, but these guys wouldn't have a platform if Disney Star Wars didn't royaly suck.

Doesn't matter how diverse the cast is if the script is an afterthought.

[–] Slab_Bulkhead 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Andor was a surprise... mando was fun... and the rest never happened...

[–] PunnyName 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Rogue One us one of the best Star Wars films. As well as The Force Awakens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I agree with Rogue One, hard disagree with Force Awakens.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 days ago

Still mad they killed Yord & Jecki mid-series.