Memes

I've woken up with a black bear in my bedroom. Poor bastard ended up in my closet. I had to get my dog into the bathroom across the hall and then coax the bear out using a fucking broom like gramma. It was a young male, or large juvenile. Probably around 400lbs or so. Too big to fit inside the dog door.

My buddy that was sleeping on the couch had got home from the bar and left the front door open. Apparently the bear had worked out the screen door. I dunno what he was looking for but he drove my dog absolutely ape shit. I was worried more for my dog getting a defensive swipe than anything else. Only injuries I received were a scratch and nip from my scared dog that I had to collar to get into the bathroom.