Poor guy thinks he’s an airport
this post was submitted on 30 Dec 2024
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That's one landing strip I'm not excited to see
Maybe he'll pull his pants down to even things out.
My dude who cut your hair moses
"Moses? I gochu, fam."
- their barber, probably
Shaving a 🍆 in your hair to woo the girls.
…what does your penis look like, bro
Frayed and wrapped in cellophane???
It's a lesser known condition, peeing is really tough when the noodles get soggy.
Then you can tie it up into a farphallus!
Ladies, I am single and ready to shop for hats
Why not?
someone will have to take a hit for the team on the way to inventing new hair styles.
Bro surprised to get more sympathy than if he shaved it all
All this guy needs to pull ladies is some strong double-sided tape, and a cat.
That's that nu nu neo-nazi.
S E X Y !