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[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 days ago (3 children)

The proper terminology is WAN - a Wide Anal Network.

[–] Entropywins 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Got 3 bathrooms in my house does that make a local anal network?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Would a bedpan be a Personal Anal Network?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I believe that would be an air gapped device, or a thumb drive.

[–] sulgoth 9 points 3 days ago
[–] SidewaysHighways 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This one is disgustingly accurate..

Due to the Honeywagon

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Any network I join is a wide anal network

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[–] Botzo 55 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I never thought I'd feel so isolated on my septic system...

[–] nifty 14 points 3 days ago

You’re connected through your leech fields and the water table, maybe? Kinda like that one friend trying to connect on their mobile hotspot. Everyone still loves them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Decentralized encrypting shitting

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 days ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Gonna need fiber for that.

[–] aeronmelon 5 points 3 days ago

Just like a data network, fiber makes the transfers faster.

[–] nifty 7 points 3 days ago

poot poot

Pick up the fart phone

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

Stream of subconscious

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

I'll leave this here...

[–] kasagawa 12 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Makes me feel very connected, thanks.

[–] nifty 5 points 3 days ago

Ew, thanks I love it

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

One word -

Airgap

[–] unphazed 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm on a private intranet then. I have a septic system.

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 3 days ago

Don't you worry about outsiders accessing your system and its private contents? They could leak it everywhere.

[–] mudmaniac 8 points 3 days ago

There is an air gap. You're safe.

But if water splashes up then it's GAME OVER MAN.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] NegativeLookBehind 12 points 3 days ago (7 children)
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[–] DragonsInARoom 22 points 3 days ago (3 children)

When you open Lemmy you are connected to every persons phone and can ruin their day in an instant.

[–] nifty 10 points 3 days ago

I mean, I come across a lot of off putting comments, but I am sure others think the same of mine. We all deserve each other, yaay \o/

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

OH my friend reminded me I'm on a septic tank? how can I get my butthole connected pls

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So a p-trap is kinda like a butt firewall then

[–] ivanafterall 2 points 3 days ago

Would disabling the firewall let the p into my butt?

[–] aeronmelon 9 points 3 days ago
[–] friend_of_satan 10 points 3 days ago

Aka the sphincternet.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Reading this while on the shitter

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Guess it’s the ~~Fediverse~~ shittyverse

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I've had this recurring nightmare for the last twenty or so years where I go to sit on a toilet and a disembodied hand comes out of the drain-hole hand first and touches my butt.

[–] nifty 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What are your thoughts on skibidi toilet?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Honestly terrifies me

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

And your nose and mouth is connected to everyone too.
All in the vast ocean of air. You are inhaling what others exhale.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Enshittification of the buttnet must continue!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

This is actually a joke from the Blue Man Group's The Complex tour (not saying it's a "stolen joke").

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

It's a comforting thought 😌

[–] SidewaysHighways 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

At first read this as massaged, and that context definitely puts this in a different light

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[–] aido 3 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Move to a house with a septic tank

[–] nifty 4 points 3 days ago

Why? Butt network is life.

[–] expatriado 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

upload only... at least on my side, one large packet at the time, or a bunch of small packets depending on recent past diet

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