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Yes, but it's probably better to just let it go. Splurge on a pack of premium toilet paper, baby wipes, and some kind of topical cream to deal with an irritated starfish. Alternate water and gatorade. BRAT diet for 12-24 hours, then start adding chicken soup, boiled or baked potatoes.
Thank you for irritated starfish, made me chuckle
Not the first time I've been thanked for an irritated starfish... :)
I've always wondered this too. Thanks for asking, OP.
Sounds like an attempt to discover DIEarrhea. Report your findings, should you survive the experiment.
This is why I don't believe in butt-chugging.
Boofing
Immodium/Limodil is your friend.
Hopefully not. Diarrhea is used to flush bacteria and poisons out of the body. I guess if the body would regain the water it could also regain the bacteria.
Just drink a lot of water and let your body do the work it needs to do.
In case you question my credentials, I'm the developer of Diarrhea 4.
Games a fun Lunar Lander-like but its too easy. I got up to 15 Liters of poo and just held the button down. Could be an interesting challenge if the screen didnt scroll back down and you had to get the powerups before you pass them
Yeah, I have a ton of ideas for improvements but no energy to implement them. My initial concept included aliens you'd aim your poo stream at to shoot them down.
Have you had lot of success in your life trying to hold diarrhea?
For the most part yeah. Just don't trust a fart.
I have a pretty decent collection of plugs; one of them oughta be enough to hold back the deluge. 🤷🏻♂️
Just remember that it’s a two-ended pipe, even if a long one.
Plug both ends. Problem solved.
Swallow the plug.
I have IBS and yeah, if I can successfully hold it in the urge goes away for a couple hours and a more normal BM is the result.
The challenge is knowing when its worth trying to hold it in. It's like a 10% of the time kind of thing.
You'll also likely need to pee more (like every 20-30min) despite not really drinking water in between restroom trips.
Sure, part of the job of your intestines is to deal with the water in your food. Espectally the large intestine, if I remember correctly. However... I wonder what your plan is to hold it in. The whole point of diarrhea is to flush everything more quickly through your intestines, and then out. That's why it's still wet at the end. You'll get kind of a traffic jam at the rear end. With more incoming. And I don't think the intestines are designed to withstand pressure. And the sphincter isn't really meant to hold back fluids...
So no. You need to drink a lot to deal with the dehydration. In bad cases the doctor can connect you to a drip. Those will be things that have an effect.
And all of that happens with a reason. I suppose you can force the intestines to stop with the diarrhea by using some medication. But then the pathogens/viruses/whatever your body is trying to get rid of, will grow inside of you, and you're bound to experience other issues.
This sounds like an X-Y Problem.
I'm in that description and I don't like it
I mean I'm chugging water like it's my job but it's just going right through me lmao
"The solution to pollution is dilution."
The body has evolved methods of protecting and ridding itself of bad things. It sucks at the time, but don't try to go against what your body is trying to fix.
I'm no doctor, but have you eaten anything salty recently? Salt might help keep the water inside for a longer time. (pls note that this is a speculation, so do your research)
Are you getting enough electrolytes? Dilute Gatorade/Powerade with equal amount of water (1:1 ratio). It will help your body absorb and hold onto the water.
Best of luck to you.
In theory it would, in practice good luck holding it in if it's really diarrhea.