"I wish I had a machine that could hurl 100kg of my homework 300 meters away" - some teen.
this post was submitted on 26 Dec 2024
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My teen is always shooting for “420”
I assumed distance but now you got me thinking maybe weight
News Anchor: It’s 10pm, do you know which historical era your teen is currently hyper focusing on?
You joke but trebuchet memes were very popular at one point.
The superior siege weapon.
TMI - trebuchet memes incoming
ROTFL - reels of trebuchet footage leaked
TTYL - thine trebuchet yeets leagues
TFW - trebuchets flatten walls
What, no explanation this time? ;-)
Explanation: Trebuchets are a medieval siege weapon that lob massive rocks great distances to batter down castle walls
They're very cool and you should talk to your teen about responsible trebuchet ownership
I don't have a teen, can I talk to myself instead?
Modern slang: WWJD = War Wolf Just Destroys
What would Justinian do?
IMHO. I must have one.
WTF - Why The Face?
DTF - Darn Tootin' Fun
Deluxe Trebuchet Fun, surely?