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[–] [email protected] 308 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I’m in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 163 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am in the finance industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] [email protected] 114 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Im in the industry. This is exactly how it.

[–] papalonian 54 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am in the industry.

You are in the industry.

We are in the industry.

This is the industry.

[–] Meron35 33 points 1 month ago

We live in an industry 😔

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Coo Coo Ca Choo

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago

I am the Industry. This is exactly how it works.

[–] FoxyGrandpa 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm in the. This is exact.

[–] Klear 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

This guy fucks

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm the industry. This is exactly how it works

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

To be or not to be.

[–] Vladkar 70 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I was laid off from the games industry. Please delete your pirated copies so I can come back.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I downloaded 5,000 pirated games and then deleted them again, call your boss next Monday, they can afford to pay your salary again now.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

thank you for your service o7

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)

hello in the games industry. This is exactly how it works.. I'm fest

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

No you r dad joke.

[–] [email protected] 107 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

The hard part is having enough storage to pirate a $60 game a million times.

[–] papalonian 65 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Open a million free accounts on some cloud storage website

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Dropbox, Google, Microsoft, AltaVista, Netscape Navigator...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago

Pretty sure the last time this happened, we got North Macedonia

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just use cloud storage indeed, they may detect that it was already stored and just store it once but give many people access.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

rclone crypt

[–] sep 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does it count as a pirated copy if it's deduped? 🤔

[–] sep 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Just because the datablocks are deduplicated the filenames would be uniqe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But would that mean that a symlink is also a pirated copy? 😄

[–] sep 1 points 1 month ago

Probably yes. ;)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

I just use btrfs duplication so it’s easy and doesn’t waste additional space. Pirates of old used caves near an X, but risk of must. I don’t use X because of musk.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Symbolic links! 59,999,999,999 of them

[–] ilikecoffee 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

He said 60 million not 60 billion!

[–] amon 4 points 1 month ago

meh, only $59.94 billion off

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot 2 points 1 month ago

Just download a few copies of Little Samson.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you say something nice about the game to 2 friends where 1 friend pirates and the other buys, the company makes net 0 from the sales, and they tell 2 friends and so on. Then after buying company in bankruptcy, use remote exploit to delete all copies and send shares skyrocketing even more than OP.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago (4 children)

except most pirates would never have bought the product in the first place... so is it really a loss for the company?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

OP, like my, math is flawed in that deleting the game does not actually enrich the company, in case "woosh" was necessary.

Piracy, when the alternative was no purchase, still helps the company if it has a good product. Recommendations to others, and "popularity" benefits companies. Free to play games with "pay to win" features benefit from the same general model as "popularity through piracy", where the F2P only player base justifies more fame for paying to win.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

I agree, I think Adobe/MS have even said in the past that they would prefer people steal their software if the alternative means they would use a competitor instead.

[–] Dasus 3 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you know they never would have brought it if they made the choice to pirate it?

There are games I don't want to buy and I've never pirated those. The only games I pirate are ones I want to play.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

I ask them. And I feel the same way myself

[–] Pacattack57 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not true. I pirate games to see if they are good. Return policies on shit games are bad. If I like the game I’ll pay even though I have it. Perfect example is Valheim. Bought it 3 times on different platforms because I loved it so much.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What's not true? That you represent most pirates? I don't think you do, and I don't think a sample size of 1 is indicative of anything.

I would also argue that pirating games to see if they are good, just further proves that you "would never have bought the product in the first place."

Obviously there is some grey area here though, because one of us seems to be accounting for people that have ever played the game before, and the other is not. Buying sight-unseen vs pirating and THEN buying if it's good, is of course two different things, the latter of which I was not accounting for in my definition of "pirate".

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

When you delete its only worth $5