this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2024
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[–] enbyecho 15 points 2 months ago

"We don't serve it black"

[–] DarkSpectrum 15 points 2 months ago

My daughter and her two friends all have K as the first letter in their name. When she told me they had named themselves KKK as a friend group I had to break the news .... awkward!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Kontemporany Kitchen Kamp

[–] gac11 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I swear I've gotten gas at a Triple K gas station but I can't find any proof online. If I'd have realized it before pumping, I would have gone literally anywhere else to not give them business

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Reading this made me think the same, but it's Circle K, not Triple K. Minor existential crisis averted....I hope.

[–] gac11 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I was expecting a confederate flag. Glad, I wasn't disappointed.

[–] fluxion 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

As a vim user who constantly/unintentionally types "kkk" whenever I'm sharing my screen with co-workers...i feel this

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

I have to work with fapolicy a bunch for work, and the command to load the rules is fagenrules.

You can auto-complete it by typing the first 3 letters and hitting tab.

On more than one occasion I've accidentally typed it into chat instead of the terminal (luckily I changed enter to be alt+enter in the app)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Throw a couple of "jjj" and ":w" in there once in a while. Then they'll just think you're crazy.

[–] chiliedogg 5 points 2 months ago

Having visited enough of their locations:

It's on brand.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Strikeout!!....

.... Right?.. baseball? Fellas?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I've seen way more in Louisiana than Texas.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

lol no Irving is a fuel station in Canada. Who knew we were that racist.

Probably every person of colour I suppose.

[–] Zachariah 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

made from freshly-roasted klansmen

dark roast is preferred

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Brazilian be like:

[–] DragonsInARoom 2 points 2 months ago

Koffee koffee koffee

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Wish they took the macs branding rather than killing it