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[–] [email protected] 58 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gf is calling you less than 3

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Funny story about this actually, Once when a streamer Dougdoug was coding on stream he typed if(var < 3) { do shit} and chat suddenly FILLED with ♥️ emojis. He was confused but eventually figured it out. his chat wouldn't stop until he changed it to if(var <= 2) { do shit } and his chat then filled with upset D: faces

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Can't imagine pair coding with chat. Sounds awful.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

It's horrible to view too, he misses the most obvious stuff lmao. Can't blame him. 10,000 rubber ducks yelling at him all the time must get difficult.
On a lighter note once he said when coding alone he gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat. Here's a GIF of him showing us:

Note the danny devito cardboard cutout in the corner

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat.

Things I never realised I want to do

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I tried it, it's way harder than it looks! atleast for me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I wanna be him

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My fingers refuse to work when I’m sharing my screen with coworkers I know … fuck all of that lmao

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CrayonRosary 5 points 2 months ago

Meatloaf agrees.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Your phone is at 13%, theres your problem

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

That and Sprint LTE in 2024

[–] 13esq 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke for someone that knows nothing about programming?

[–] anyhow2503 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

"0b" is a prefix for binary number literals (at least in C++, probably other languages too). So in decimal that would be the number 2.

[–] 13esq 6 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I'd take that as a compliment as well. At least I'm not a 0b00